Hi.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 01/25/2017 at 14:04 • Filed to: None

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What’s the haps?

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/25/2017 at 14:10

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My MATLAB course is kicking my ass. I never want to see MATLAB again after I’m done with my degree.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/25/2017 at 14:10

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Recovering from last night’s destruction of my liver. 

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheHondaBro 01/25/2017 at 14:12

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HA HA MATLAB

That is half a Nelson Muntz laugh and half a sympathy laugh.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/25/2017 at 14:14

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I’m sitting here at my desk with a knee-ache waiting for coffee to cool and for any of the several urgent projects I’ve been working on will actually get back to me with info so I can complete them. So far, looking like NOOOOOOOOPE

Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/25/2017 at 14:15

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I have two XXL pizzas with extra topping on way.

Plus two x 660ml bottles of Warsteiner and two x 650ml bottles of Guinness Hop House 13 chilling.The bottles were only £2 each or three for £5. That’s my evening sorted.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/25/2017 at 14:16

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6 series awn riyumz. Waiting for food now.

TheHondaBro > Svend 01/25/2017 at 14:16

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You are officially Oppositelock Ambassador of Meat Foods.

Wait, are these pizzas loaded with meat?

gmctavish needs more space > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/25/2017 at 14:17

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Gonna make breakfast and then try to open up a garage that I get to use if I can open it. Also measure it and see if old full size American cars will fit.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/25/2017 at 14:17

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Hanging out at work...waiting to go home cause car parts are there

avalonian > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/25/2017 at 14:22

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the chick fil a on campus ran out of sauce.

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/25/2017 at 14:25

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Dreading leaving for work in about two hours.

Stapleface > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/25/2017 at 14:25

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Sitting bored out of mind at work, hangry because my PB sandwich just didn’t do it for lunch today. I need access to a grill at work. Burgers sound really good to me right now.

MrDakka > TheHondaBro 01/25/2017 at 14:26

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If your degree is engineering of any sort, I guarantee you’ll see MATLAB again.

Svend > TheHondaBro 01/25/2017 at 14:26

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One is double ham with some peppers, onions, sweetcorn and mushrooms but the other is pepperoni plus deli pepperoni and extra cheese with extra deli pepperoni.

TheHondaBro > Svend 01/25/2017 at 14:26

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You magnificent bastard.

S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/25/2017 at 14:27

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Why am i thinking about bulldogs this is strange

Nibbles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/25/2017 at 14:33

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I now own an application

Well I “manage” it technically because my title isn’t “Manager/Equivalent or above” (I don’t know where engineer falls in on that tree) but really I own it

It’s mine

Also it’s not an application as it is a suite of applications, web-tier stuff and database stuff that all work together to ruin peoples’ lives automate package deployment and execution across thousands of servers across the Us.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/25/2017 at 14:36

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I have officially been on this planet 37 years. Additionally according to a coworker Taylor Swift does not have a posse, she has a “squad”.

So I got that going for me. Which is nice.

Future next gen S2000 owner > TheHondaBro 01/25/2017 at 14:41

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MATLAB can die a firey evil death in Camry.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Svend 01/25/2017 at 14:41

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I want to be you when I grow up.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Svend 01/25/2017 at 14:41

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I envy you. Enjoy it though!

Future next gen S2000 owner > MrDakka 01/25/2017 at 14:41

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No, not necessarily, I haven’t used MATLAB since college. I do use a bit of MathCAD though.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > gmctavish needs more space 01/25/2017 at 14:44

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Be sure you have at least 20' of depth. American gigantobarges standardize at a maximum width of ~81" and no more, but if you find suddenly that you need a ‘70s Cadillac or Lincoln and are 6" too short, it will be sad. “Normal” full size American cars are usually not over 18' or so.

E90M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/25/2017 at 14:44

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Had 2 phone interviews today, one went alright other seemed to go really well.

E90M3 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/25/2017 at 14:45

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More like if I grow up.

E90M3 > TheHondaBro 01/25/2017 at 14:46

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I somehow got a C in my MATLAB class, not really sure how. MATLAB is basically the devil.

Xyl0c41n3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/25/2017 at 14:53

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It’s a Wednesday, the longest day of my workweek. I’m currently behind in my work and who knows when I’ll leave my office tonight. But it’s ok, because once I get home I only have to write a couple thousand words before tomorrow morning! Yay!!!

I hate Wednesdays.

Svend > TheHondaBro 01/25/2017 at 14:57

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Om nom nom nom nom

gmctavish needs more space > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/25/2017 at 14:57

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Thanks! That is very good to know

Svend > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 01/25/2017 at 14:59

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It’s half price on pizzas so thought I’d make it work. At full price the prices are ridiculous.

Svend > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/25/2017 at 15:01

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I may of grown older but I refuse to grow up.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > gmctavish needs more space 01/25/2017 at 15:06

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My two barges are (depending on source) either 80" and 80.1" or 79.9". One is 17' 6", one is 18'11"+. With 5mph bumpers, later ‘70s Lincolns and Cads add around 8" to that.

Krieger (@FSKrieger22) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/25/2017 at 15:09

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Ready to go to bed, actually.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Krieger (@FSKrieger22) 01/25/2017 at 15:10

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Fine. Be that way, guy!

Svend > TheHondaBro 01/25/2017 at 15:15

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Is MATLAB one of these?

TheHondaBro > Svend 01/25/2017 at 15:16

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No, but it’s far better.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/25/2017 at 15:27

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Ran into emotionally hurtful ex in the employee lounge today. Remind me never again to date someone who works in the same building as I do.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Svend 01/25/2017 at 15:29

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You can freeze the rest for later.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > E90M3 01/25/2017 at 15:30

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Literally Hitler.

Svend > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 01/25/2017 at 15:30

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? Freeze what for when?

I’m not with you fella. Are you implying some will be left over? Lol.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Svend 01/25/2017 at 15:32

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No survivors is your pizza policy. I agree with that.

Svend > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 01/25/2017 at 15:38

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RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/25/2017 at 15:44

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Was in the work bathroom in a stall, had just ascended the porcelain throne and was about to start doing business.

Someone barges in, apparently talking to a food delivery guy on the phone and cussing him out badly for something that really wasn’t his fault.

Something had to be done.

I heard a promising gurgle from my bowels. I steeled myself, checked my aim, and let fly.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It was like all my years of experience, of taking dumps both good and bad, had prepared me for this moment. I carefully modulated the expulsion of the gas/poop mixture to prolong the event while still providing enough pressure to reverberate the surrounding cheek tissue.

AAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP

The bathroom fell silent. Then, a voice from the man’s phone.

... he ... hello? What was that?

MrDakka > Future next gen S2000 owner 01/25/2017 at 15:51

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HERETIC!

Hmmm I see it integrates with Creo.

Tazio, Count Fouroff > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/25/2017 at 16:17

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Just started work 4P-MN

Thank God+ for it, too

Take care & ttyl

Future next gen S2000 owner > MrDakka 01/25/2017 at 16:19

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Math is so much easier when you just make up the numbers.

wkiernan > Svend 01/26/2017 at 16:24

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Well I know what I’m having for dinner now. Thanks!

Svend > wkiernan 01/26/2017 at 16:29

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My pleasure fella. Enjoy.